Utah Doesn't Want You To Have Porn, Hires Porn-Sniffing Dog To Find It!


In case you felt like visiting Utah with a hard drive full of porn this summer, you better think again because the Utah State Police is on the lookout for any of that un-Godly content you might be hoarding on your phone or computer.

“We think porn is terrible!”

The 16-month-old dog named URL (but pronounced “Earl”) is a rescue and was quickly put to good use. At least in Utah’s eyes it’s good use because that smut you’re enjoying cannot be tolerated! Url went through six months of training to be able to sniff out a chemical compound found in devices that could lead authorities to someone carrying some of that filthy porno. Those devices consist of tablets, iPads, phones, SD cards, SIM cards and flash drives. Long story short, it’s back to grandpa’s Hustler mags you found in the attic when you were 16.

Back to the good ole days.

Utah Senator Todd Weiler also says that he plans on taking the whole anti-porn parade a step further by having internet providers put a block on porn sites for anyone who felt the urge to see a boob or two.

But really the main idea Weiler says is for Url to not only track down pedophiles carrying child porn but also ruin terrorist plots as well as find drug contraband. Url was trained by the same person who trained the dog that found the flash drive filled with child porn owned by Jared Fogle so maybe Url will do some good afterall. As for the rest of you in Utah that like good old fashioned adult porn, well, you’re screwed too. One bad apple CAN spoil the whole bunch!

@Todd_Spence

 



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