The NFL Network kept telling me Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the league, but somehow he managed to lose to Sam Bradford who had Adrian Peterson watching from the locker room. Long story short, I was flipping to the 2016 Primetime Emmys during commercial breaks. You can find the complete list of Emmy nominees and winners by clicking on that link thing if you want, but all you really need to know is that Rami Malek won on his first try for Mr. Robot, Tatiana Maslany finally fucking won for Orphan Black, Best Drama Series went to Game Of Thrones, and VEEP and The People v OJ Simpson won basically everything else. What didn’t win? All the “diversity” jokes. And Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer didn’t win shit. I’m perfectly fine with all this except I think Taylor Swift should have been nominated in at least one drama category. Missed opportunity.