Playboy Cover Girl Suing Plastic Surgeons For Rotting Butt Implants


I’m still very new here to Break, but if there’s one thing you guys need to know about me, it’s this:

I am fucking obsessed with bad plastic surgery.

Chicks with tits so big there’s no way she could physically drown? Awesome. Some guy got so much filler pumped into his lips he should really consider a career switch into porn? Send those photos my way, please. And for whatever the hell THIS is?

God, I love it all. And Sabrina Sabrok, a Playboy cover girl who has quite the following on Meixcan television, fits right into my niche — not only has she reportedly gone under the knife nearly 60 times to the tune of almost $1,000,000,000, but her implants are rotting. 

Yes, rotting. As in, Sabrina went and got butt implants, only to have her doctors later tell her that the implants are decomposing inside her ass. As in, if you punctured her butt with a knife sewage would pour out. As in…well, you probably get it. If you don’t, here’s a diagram I drew for you:

I even threw in a Mr. Yuk sticker for the idiots out there who still don’t get it. You’re welcome. 

Talking to the press about her predicament, Sabrina explained that “The liquid from the prosthesis is leaking and it might be infected. The liquid might leak to my legs and later it could cause gangrene. I cannot walk in high heels, and I cannot do exercise.” A death sentence to her, but to the millions of chicks in the U.S. who are too fat to walk in heels and don’t exercise, this is just another Monday. Maybe Sabrina should pick up a side job as a middle-aged receptionist who does nothing but eat candy all day and complain about her undiagnosed thyroid condition. Pay isn’t as great, but thankfully her butt can be as flat as a pancake and no one will care.

When Sabrina first started feeling pain around her implants she returned to the original surgeon for a diagnosis, but says that “He drained me and pull out liquid and blood, but a week later, I started to feel bad again and I had to take painkillers. These implants lasted around seven years when they were supposed to last for 20 years. The surgeon told me they were good quality, but according to an MRI scan they are not good quality. I am worried about it and I want the doctor to pay me.”

She’s now hoping that surgeon Vicente Garcia Gonzalez will pay to fix her implants out of his own pocket to the tune of $4,900 — but as far as I’m aware, they make you sign a waiver stating that if shit goes wrong during surgery, they aren’t liable for any damages since plastic surgery is deemed to be optional rather than necessary.

In other words, chances are more than good that Sabrina will either have to pay to get her butt fixed with her own money, or that she’ll spend the rest of her life with shitty implants.

What do you think — should Sabrina’s surgeon have to pay to fix her implants, or should she pay for the fuck-up out of her own pocket?



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