A girl from the UK celebrating her 18th birthday got a bit of a surprise when her mother presented her birthday cake. The cake was modeled after a picture from the end of a night out that the young Abbi Price had recently where she got so drunk she came home and barfed in the toilet, passing out as the seat slammed on top of her head.
The poor girl, we’ve all been there! I just hope Mr. Clean visited that toilet seat recently or else she’s got her pop’s poo spackle all in her hair. Abbi’s mom says that the cake was created in an effort to stop her daughter from binge drinking.
Damn, why can’t you just have a misspelled “Happy Birthday” from the supermarket like a normal person? This three tier cake honestly looks amazing. My only problem is that they missed one detail and cake people didn’t include the litterbox full of cat shit.
This cake shaming may or may not work. Abbi took pictures of the cake and posted it on Twitter which has already been retweeted 17,000 times. Great, now she is a Twitter “celebrity” – that will stop her drinking! Thanks Mom! – Or I should say “mum.” She told the Daily Mail:
“I loved the cake and I expected the photo to be printed on the cake so when I saw they actually made a whole figure out if it I was really impressed. My mum thought it was a great idea. I’m usually sensible with my drink so my mum is usually OK with it, this one occasion I had a party and she left for an hour and i went a bit overboard and this is what she came home to, took the photo and had always threatened to use it at my 18th but took it one step further!’
The mom’s heart was in the right place, however I’m not so sure this method of shaming is going to get her daughter to lay off the sauce. I mean if you went out and got schnozzle faced and partied so hard that someone documented it in a giant CAKE that would be awesome right? I would want to do it again! “Tonight let’s see how crazy we can make the cake look! Quick take a picture of me doing this line of blow. They can recreate it with sugar, it will be delicious!”
This has me thinking that there should be a new one of those reality TV shows called “Cake Rehab” where they CELEBRATE people’s addictions in cake format. Like people come in with their druggie, burned out kids and photos of them puking and tying one off in the corner – and the baker comes back with a sweet cake for everyone to have a good laugh. Then Dr. Drew comes out to lecture everyone on my “drugs are bad mmmkay?” However the burnout doesn’t care because he is knee-deep in frosting.
Let’s set a reminder to check back with Abbi later in life to see what kind of cakes her mom is getting for her.
What is a picture of a crazy night out that you would want recreated in cake?
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