Megan Fox had her third kid with Brian Austin Green last week, but just announced it last night. I don’t know how you take a week and still come up with this name.
The couple welcomed their third child together, son Journey River Green, on Thursday, Aug. 4, a source confirms to PEOPLE. He joins big brothers Noah Shannon, 3½, and Bodhi Ransom, 2, as well as 14-year-old Kassius, Green’s son from a previous relationship.
They named their first kid “Noah Shannon”, so he should make a lot of friends on the playground. They named their second kid “Bodhi Ransom”, which sounds almost like a dare knowing Brian Austin Green probably couldn’t afford to pay it. Then we have “Journey River Green”, which sounds like a St. Patrick’s Day bar crawl or a documentary about serial killer Gary Ridgway. I don’t understand the thought process here. I guess you just kinda deal with certain things if Megan Fox allows you to get her pregnant.