Man With Nothing Left To Lose Caught Masturbating To Auto Show Car Models


If you’re heading to the local auto show in your city, chances are you’re also pretty excited about the amount of scantily clad women walking around. However these women don’t want to have anything to do with you. It’s sad, but they’re paid to simply attract your eye in order for you to pay attention to the car company that hired them. Can’t people just appreciate a fine automobile anymore?!

One man in China actually got so wrapped up by how beautiful the car show models were, he decided to beat one out right then and there on the show floor. It was either that or he’s a big fan of windshield wipers.

“Don’t mind me. Just petting the turtle to get some turtle wax.”

The man at least had the decency to crouch and put his coat over his nuts to conceal what he was doing a little bit. However no amount of camouflage in the world could ever hide the fact that this dude is masturbating. Your arm is shaking around, you’ve got that concentrated look on your face and you’re letting out grunts every 3 to 4 seconds.

That was pretty much the basis for the man getting noticed as he jerked off front and center during one of the “performances” at the car show. One attendee couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw what the man was doing. So much so she had to record it for proof because…GOOD LORD, dude. The recording was later turned into gifs and the internet has been having a real field day with it ever since.

C’mon, Leroy (we don’t know his name but let’s call him Leroy for now), if you’re gonna jerkoff to the nice looking ladies hired to be at the car show, at least take a mental photograph and go home. We say mental photograph because clearly this is someone that doesn’t own an iPhone.

Subtle, Leroy. Real subtle.

No word if the man was actually confronted or was just simply recorded for posterity but if he does have internet, he’s probably super stoked that he’s internet famous now. We hear models really dig famous dudes so good on Leroy!

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