Kim Kardashian Wants A Body Double Now


Kim Kardashian
The Kim Kardashian robbery has been a news cycle manna from heaven for the Kris Jenner Kollection Plate this past week, from a possible leaked sex tape, accusations it was an “inside job”, claims from her ex-bodyguard (who was fired by Kanye for “flirting”) that the robbery was karma, to Kris Jenner putting a psychic on the case (even though she cut security days before the robbery). And probably other stuff I’m forgetting. But apparently the Jenner/Kardashian/West  brain(?)trust had an emergency meeting over the weekend and the best they could come up with was getting Kim Kardashian a body double.

…Kardashian clan continues to beef up security, they are bringing out a new secret weapon to protect Kim: a body double. A source tells us, “There’s a circus that follows Kim’s every move. Her new security team is recommending she employ a body double to help confuse would-be assailants.”

That should work. Instead of Kim Kardashian getting robbed and possibly raped, they can just hire somebody else to go through all that. Brilliant. A Kim Kardashian body double. Kylie Jenner has been preparing for this role her whole life. Kris might not want to sacrifice future earnings, so Kylie is probably a no go. I would suggest Harambe, but Hillary Clinton had him killed because Ohio is a swing state.



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