Jaden Smith Claims He Was A Vampire Once


Jaden Smith

 

Every time I read a Jaden Smith interview, I can’t tell he’s the next step in human evolution and a transcendent life form whose philosophy us mere mortals can’t fully comprehend yet, or if he’s just another example of what happens when parents don’t tell their children “no”. Also, he was also a vampire once.

“During a period of my life, I was gothic,” he told French magazine Numero Homme. “I was only wearing black and I was hiding from the sun because I was a vampire.”

Oh, he was just a goth kid. The “vampire” thing is just a metaphor lol jk.

“I was a vampire, for real. I could not expose myself to the sun and I was only wearing black trench coats. I’m not a vampire anymore, I’m out of that phase. I’ve opened myself up to wearing more colourful clothes, to going out in the middle of the day. I share much more mixed energies,” he said.

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m so relieved that an 18-year old born into millions has found the strength to go out in the middle of the day after meeting with his stylist and no longer has the hide in the shadows of his parents mansion. The world may end in 13 days, but  Jaden Smith remains of shining beacon for humanity. Whatever. Fuck this kid. Get a job.

 



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