Daniel Radcliffe Is A White Supremacist


Daniel Radcliffe

I saw Swiss Army Man and I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about it. I’l get back to you.  But the trailer for Daniel Radcliffe‘s new movie, Imperium, came out yesterday and here’s the synopsis. 

Nate Foster (Daniel Radcliffe), a young, idealistic FBI agent, goes undercover to take down a radical right-wing terrorist group. The bright up-and-coming analyst must confront the challenge of sticking to a new identity while maintaining his real principles as he navigates the dangerous underworld of white.

Probably not the best time for this movie, huh? Or maybe it is, since Donald Trump loves Saddam Hussein now instead of the KKK. Trump hates Muslim terrorists, but not the one who gave $25,000 to the families of suicide bombers. So this movie should be okay now. Trump can just take clips of the movie and put them in ads then take them down two days later because America is too PC and the media is out to get him and it won’t matter because his supporters love this kind of racism, unlike Bernie Sanders’ supporters who prefer more soft, nuanced racism. Did you know that institutional racism will end if you give everybody $15 an hour? How could you not know that? I’ve seen every episode of The Wire and have used the #BlackLivesMatter hashtag on Twitter when tweeting a congressman, so $15 an hour will definitely stop black people from getting shot by the police on their way to work.