BREAKING: Taylor Swift Is Overly Sensitive, Insanely Petty


Taylor Swift This Is What You Came For

So, I guess the big news today is that Taylor Swift co-wrote Calvin Harris‘ hit with Rihanna, “This Is What You Came For”.  She used a Swedish pseudonym (?) because she wanted to keep it a secret. Well, until Calvin Harris decided to respect her wishes. Why? Because Taylor Swift is an unhinged sociopath. 

The problem in the relationship came the day the song was released. Calvin appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and Ryan asked, “Will you do a collaboration with your girlfriend?” Calvin responded, “You know we haven’t even spoken about it. I can’t see it happening though.”

You know what happened next.

…and their relationship fell apart because he disrespected her when the song was released … this according to sources connected with Taylor. We’re told Taylor was hurt and felt Calvin took it too far. It was a quick downward spiral from that point. One source called it “the breaking point in the relationship.”

But what happened next WILL SHOCK YOU.

The Met Gala was several days later, when Taylor danced with Tom Hiddleston.

To recap, Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift wrote a song together, he respected her wishes to keep it a secret by answering a question in an interview that would shut down any rumors, she took it as disrespectful, she then cheated on him a week later, threw the guy she cheated on him with in his face at every turn, and when she had a break from traveling the world with the guy she cheated with, she decided to tell the world, “HEY I’M THE ONE WHO CO-WROTE HIS SMASH HIT HES NOTHNG WITHOUT ME SO THERE HAHA TOM LOVES ME FOR REAL HONEST WE HAVE THE STAGED PICS TO PROVE IT.’ 

In his defense, Calvin Harris is on Twitter right now and he’s not here for this bullshit. Anyway here’s the song.